Greetings friends! Our new video is out: ‘Hymen Hysteria’ will be on the upcoming split with Cliteater and Last Days of Humanity on Rotten Roll Rex. We recently recorded five songs in the Kohlekeller Studio, including this one. This work of art was made by Joost Nevels and will rock your socks of! Check it out!
Awesomeness from the festival front: Rectal Smegma will play the Metalcafé ‘De Baterbar’ at the infamous Zwarte Cross festival in Lichtenvoorde, Holland. The festival is already sold out, so make sure to bring your favorite party items and unleash a hymen hysteria with us!
Hello Fuckers, here a nice kickoff for 2018!
In a month we’ll dive into the Kohlekeller Studio to record five new songs for a massive Dutch split CD with our GORE brothers of Cliteater and Last Days of Humanity!!!
Will come out in spring on Rotten Roll Rex!
Home safe and sound and already missing the madness that was our Spanking South America 2017 tour, what an amazing ride it was! We wanna send special thanks to Edu and Kaka of ALPHA OMEGA Management for constructing this one, of course our beautiful TM Victor for making it all run as smooth as a whistle (besides his own attempt of drinking with us haha!), the amazing RATOS DE PORAO and crew for having us open for them 3 times and partying with us and simpl…y being a fucking killer band, all the local promotors and crew and all the bands that we played with. Big cheers and thanks to our mate Filip for his help in making this possible for us.
Of course the biggest thanks goes to the people that came out to see us on these 5 gigs and partied with us. We can’t begin to explain how much fun this was for us, we will never forget this! YOU RULE!
Hola amigos, qué tal? It is with fierce pride that we announce our ‘Spanking South America Tour 2017’. Come and see us four latin lovers conquer 4 countries in five days! Kicking of in Brasil for two shows, one with our brothers and sister of NervoChaos . And after that, we will play three shows all over the continent with legends Ratos De Porao. We will crush you like a greasy Mortadella sandwich, come feed us caipirinhas, pisco and singani! Hasta la vista, baby!
Finally hitting the stage in Belgium again by the end of this year, in a line up full of sick bands! Amai!
Dress to impress and join the festivities with us at the second stage on Thursday at MetalDays 2017!
Final flyer for Grabbenacht 2017!! Saufen und tanzen jawohl!
Bonjour France, je voudrais un biere s’il vous plait!! We are stuperstoked and proud to be a part of the Motocultor festival 2017, which is our first open air performance in France! Come party with us on Sunday connards!
Recording a cover song (PikzwarteflikkerTak) from our dutch brothers Rompeprop for the tribute cd that will come out this year on Splattered Zombie records!