Rectal Smegma

NEWS archive

28-10-2019 SICKNESS BEFORE CHRISTMAS

Check out this awesome line up!

20-09-2019 NEW METAL FESTIVAL 2020!

Slaughter in Slovenia again next summer! Metal Days presents New Metal Festival 2020!

06-09-2019 MIXOMATOSIS SPLIT EP

Out now! Our super duper limited to 50 copies split with Mixomatosis, featuring live tracks from our performance at Carnage Feast in 2014! Our very first 7 inch release! Order through Infecció Underground Productions!

21-06-2019 SUMMER BREEZE OPEN AIR 2019

Check out this line up! Great to return to this awesome festival after 4 years Summer Breeze Open Air 2019!

07-06-2019 FLESH PARTY OPEN AIR 2019

Flesh Party Open Air 2019 here we come fuckers! Tomorrow 21:50 show time!

28-05-2019 LIVE VIDEO

Cool video of our show at Outch! Extreme Metal Fest in Dommarien, France last weekend.

24-05-2019 DEATHFEAST OPEN AIR 2019

Awesome flyer for a most excellent party in August at Deathfeast Open Air 2019! Ultra sick line up, many friends on the bill, who else will we see there? Spass machen guaranteed!

11-04-2019 REURN TO PORTUGAL

Return to Portugal! We’ll be anticipating on absurd alcoholic antics at XXXAPADA 2020!

29-03-2019 MASTERS OF GRIND

Final flyer of this awesome fest! Looking forward motherfuckers!

28-03-2019 RECTALIC SMEGMACHT

Hein and Ruud (our guitar player and bass player) are now official members of the Rectalic Smegmacht!

18-03-2019 DEATHFEAST OPEN AIR

We are stoked to join the party at Deathfeast Open Air 2019! Come pledge your allegiance to the Reinheitsgebot!

14-03-2019 LIVE VIDEO

“Genophobia” live at Obscene Extreme Festival 2018!

12-03-2019 OUTCH! FESTIVAL

Bonjour France! In May we will come visit you for a 2nd time this year, at the awesome Outch! Festival. Plus de fromage de bit dans ton cul woohoo!!

12-03-2019 EINDHOVEN METAL MEETING 2019

Looks like we’re gonna end this year with a bang once again, we’re playing the longest-running extreme metal indoor festival of the Netherlands! Eindhoven Metal Meeting 2019 are you ready for a party?!?! We better see some sinterklazen and kerstmannen in the moshpit for this one!

09-07-2018 NEW T-SHIRTS

Brand new shirt with design by Roberto Toderico, available at Rotten Roll Rex!!

11-4-2018 NEW VIDEO FOR 'HYMEN HYSTERIA'!

Greetings friends! Our new video is out: ‘Hymen Hysteria’ will be on the upcoming split with Cliteater and Last Days of Humanity on Rotten Roll Rex. We recently recorded five songs in the Kohlekeller Studio, including this one. This work of art was made by Joost Nevels and will rock your socks of! Check it out!

11-4-2018 SUMMER FESTIVAL UPDATE!

Awesomeness from the festival front: Rectal Smegma will play the Metalcafé ‘De Baterbar’ at the infamous Zwarte Cross festival in Lichtenvoorde, Holland. The festival is already sold out, so make sure to bring your favorite party items and unleash a hymen hysteria with us!

8-1-2018 NEW SPLIT COMING UP!

Hello Fuckers, here a nice kickoff for 2018!

In a month we’ll dive into the Kohlekeller Studio to record five new songs for a massive Dutch split CD with our GORE brothers of Cliteater and Last Days of Humanity!!!

Will come out in spring on Rotten Roll Rex!

15-9-2017 THE TOUR WAS F*CKING AWESOME!

Home safe and sound and already missing the madness that was our Spanking South America 2017 tour, what an amazing ride it was! We wanna send special thanks to Edu and Kaka of ALPHA OMEGA Management for constructing this one, of course our beautiful TM Victor for making it all run as smooth as a whistle (besides his own attempt of drinking with us haha!), the amazing RATOS DE PORAO  and crew for having us open for them 3 times and partying with us and simply being a fucking killer band, all the local promotors and crew and all the bands that we played with. Big cheers and thanks to our mate Filip for his help in making this possible for us.

Of course the biggest thanks goes to the people that came out to see us on these 5 gigs and partied with us. We can’t begin to explain how much fun this was for us, we will never forget this! YOU RULE! 

7-6-2017 SPANKING SOUTH AMERICA TOUR 2017

Hola amigos, qué tal? It is with fierce pride that we announce our ‘Spanking South America Tour 2017’. Come and see us four latin lovers conquer 4 countries in five days! Kicking of in Brasil for two shows, one with our brothers and sister of NervoChaos . And after that, we will play three shows all over the continent with legends Ratos De Porao. We will crush you like a greasy Mortadella sandwich, come feed us caipirinhas, pisco and singani! Hasta la vista, baby!

7-6-2017 GRINDWARPEN

Finally hitting the stage in Belgium again by the end of this year, in a line up full of sick bands! Amai!

16-5-2017: METALDAYS 2017

Dress to impress and join the festivities with us at the second stage on Thursday at MetalDays 2017!

16-5-2017: GRINDWERK

Cool new gig confirmed! Mayhem will be brought to Venlo at Poppodium Grenswerk! Together w/ Exhumed, Cliteater and Collision we will break shit down and booze shit up! Venlo hang on to yer helmets, grind is coming your way! \m/

16-5-2017: GRABBENACHT 2017

Final flyer for Grabbenacht 2017!! Saufen und tanzen jawohl!

16-5-2017 : MOTOCULTOR FESTIVAL 2017

Bonjour France, je voudrais un biere s’il vous plait!! We are stuperstoked and proud to be a part of the Motocultor festival 2017, which is our first open air performance in France! Come party with us on Sunday connards!

11 FEBRUARY 2017: UK BEER BINGE

And more good news, we’ll be travelling across the North Sea this October to invade Britain for the UK Beer Binge. Three days of absolute madness that will end with us headlining the Forced System Festival on Sunday. Be prepared, and bring us your ales, lagers, bitters, porters and stouts and make the UK Beer Binge live up to its name! A big thank you to Carlos for making this happen!

28 JANUARY 2017: ROMPEPROP COVER

Recording a cover song (PikzwarteflikkerTak) from our dutch brothers Rompeprop for the tribute cd that will come out this year on Splattered Zombie records!