News Archive

18 february 2016: GNORK

We are getting ready for GNORK! Are you? Kicking of with a great night at the Willemeen accompanied by Fuck The Facts and Pancreatic Purulence to release our new album GNORK. If you can't make it to this one we hope to see you at one of the other shows we play this year! Get ready to be GNORKED the F*** up this summer!!

15 february 2016: Zuipe Kost Geld

So, lots of our Dutch and Flemish friends and fans have always asked us if we'd ever make a shirt with our infamous Zuipe Kost Geld slogan. We're finally actually considering to make them now, but wanna gauge interest as this is mostly funny to Dutch alcoholics. But I think we know a lot of them. It's gonna be a special limited edition shirt that you could get for €12 (polus shipping if needed). Get in touch through here to let us know if you want one so we have money to buy beer again!

10 february 2016: New Spain flyer

And here's a better looking poster for our show in Vila-real, Castelló in Spain in May! Cerveza con limon por favor?!

30 january 2016: Back to Spain

7th of may we go back to Spain again! Looking forward to this one! Culo y las tetas!

28 january 2016: Grindhoven

The epic poster for Grindhoven V is done, stoked to hit the stage one last time with our friends of Rompeprop! This party is gonna be off the hook!

27 january 2016: Fekal Party

And we're confirmed for our annual trip to Czech Republic, this time we'll be hitting up Fekal Party in Prague together with out homies in Cliteater! Pivo, curva, absinth, slivovitsj, zvracet, děkuji!

27 january 2016: Serpent King Guitars

More news about the gear for the recording of 'Gnork': we have managed to score an artist deal with Serpent King Guitars. Henri Sattler and his team have built this extremely cool Gnork-green SKG Pulsar. Full mahogany body and neck, ebony fretboard and a single Anvil pickup from Railhammer Pickups, there is no room for mercy with this baby.

22 january 2016: Bitch 2.0

In preperations for the upcumming recordings for the new album Gnork the Bitch is finally transformed into the Bitch 2.0!! New Optimounts, stands, cymbals, heads and hihat.

Fuck this shit, lets play some fucking metal!! \m/

21 january 2016: Freak 'N Grind Open Air

Suuuuuuperstoked for this summer festival in the sun, right on the beach, with this sick as hell line up!! It's been a long time Portugal, let's party!

20 january 2016: Flaat

Returning to where it all once began, we're playing de Flaat with our boys in Collision, gonna be one hell of a drunk night! Check it here.

10 january 2016: New banner!

Getting ready for the festival season in style, Gnorkstyle! Thanks to our sugar daddy Filip❤!

Only 2 months left for the new album Gnork to come out! Hope to see al you motherfuckers go apeshit this summer!

9 january 2016: Metalcon

Rustaaâgh update!

8 january 2016: Party San update

This one is also starting to shape up real nicely, gonna be one drunk and crazy party summer once again!

2 january 2016: Kaltenbach Open Air

And list is complete for Kaltenbach Open Air! Looking forward to this one end of summer!

2 december 2015: New album

Hang on to yer (drinking)helmets! Here is the preview flyer for the upcoming album GNORK! Going to be recorded in February and will be brought to you by Rotten Roll Rex March 2016!

Get Boozed and get Gored fuckers!

23 november 2015: Back from Japan

Made it back home alive (but barely) from the Rectal Sake Massacre tour. Japn has treated us real well, although our livers feel quite different. Huge thanks to Ryo for setting this up, Shu for his assistance, Curby and Naru for Obscene Extreme Asia, all the venue staff and all the bands we played with! Great to have done some last shows abroad with our drinking buddies of Rompeprop and party with them and Dion, Jeremy and Joost in this awesome country! Hope we make it back soon! Kanpai!

9 november 2015: Kaltenbach Open Air

Well hello again Austria! We're confirmed for Kaltenbach Open Air next year, rivers of gore will come trickling down the mountains when we hit the stage on Friday!

2 October 2015: Ruda

We are proud to announce that we're bringing the gore party madness to the Rock Unter Den Eichen festival in Germany next year, spass un bier das gibt es hier!



12 August 2015: Brutal Assault

Brutal Assault was awesome! Check out the pictures.

1 july 2015: Japan tour!

In other more insane news, we have an actual Japan tour coming up late this year. The Rectal Sake Massacre Japan Tour 2015 is now an official fact, we can't wait to get over there and bring the sushi slaughter and bukkake blastbeats!

30 may 2015: New video!

It is with great proudness we present to you our new video for our song Double D Deathpunch of our last record Become The Bitch, we're extremely stoked with the result! We'd like to thank Koen Janssens, Barry Dijk, Wendy Kram and Jason Hornung for their time and help with this! Play it fucking loud and view while drunk!

21 may 2015: Obscene Extreme Japan

Time for a big milestone in our career once again, we'll be hitting Japan by the end of the year and play Obscene Extreme Asia! We are extremely excited to bring the bukkake blastbeats to you kamikaze kunts over there. You better turn up the sake production, Chokuchō Chinkasu is coming for you!

20 may 2015: New shirts!

Order now!

9 april 2015: 69% of Porngrind

Available now; The new ultra sexy threesome with Sixpounder Teratoma and Pussy Torpedo! 69% of Porngrind! Just € 10,- (ex. shipping)! Order now through rectalsmegma@hotmail.com!

23 january 2015: Brutal Assault!

Life is good!! Today we are superstoked to announce yet another killer festival for this summer. Brutal Assault will be the crime scene for some vicious goregrind and pounding grindcore! We're gonna have to put our livers to the ultimate test this year! Party on Mo*********rs! \m/

7 january 2015: Happy new year!

Rectal smegma wish you all a Happy new year! Check out these flyers!







10 december 2015: Summer Breeze

Check this out!! Just got confirmed for the mighty Summer Breeze Festival 2015! Germany beter prepare for some juicy Back Door Porn Gore cause its cumming your way! Party hard sicko's! \m/

20 november 2014: Flyers

And here is the beautiful poster for our first show with Stijn. Brutally pink after-christmas depression mosh alcohol party woopy!



And don't forget about this killer bill next summer, wir kommen wieder spass machen in Deutschland!

15 oktober 2014: In Flammen Open Air

We completely missed that we were announced for this festival because we were drinking, but we're proud to say we're part of the 15th anniversary of the In Flammen Festival! Spass, grass und ass!

26 september 2014: Obscene Extreme photo report!

Check out this awesome photo report from OEF! Many thanks to Kotylak! Check it out here!

22 september 2014: Ranger Rock 2015

Yoo Germany, we're confirmed for Ranger Rock 2015! Come and do the drunk mosh with us!

8 september 2014: Rectal Smegma vinyl!

Hi Fuckers!
Rectal Smegma "Because we care" LP is now availble thanks to Maximed Records (CZ), Rarach Katus Records (CZ) en Herrie Records Inc.
Option 1: LP 12,50 euro + postage
Option 2: LP en CD 20,00 euro + postage
For orders send a email to hri@kpnmail.com or check www.herrierecordsinc.com

22 august 2014: New flyers

Check out these flyers!



19 august 2014: Obscene Extreme videos

Anoter great video:

7 august 2014: Obscene Extreme pictures

Check out the media!

30 july: Thank you Obscene Extreme

Thank you Obscene Extreme Festival for one of the best weekends ever and for the craziest show we probably ever played. Humbled, proud and completely destroyed. Wire us money for liver transplants please!

11 juni 2014: Obscene Extreme

One of the best Obscene Extreme Festival line ups we've seen, proud to be a part of it! This is gonna be one hell of a party!

29 april 2014: New song

Download the newly recorded track Genophobia here!

3 april 2014: New video

Hey all you gory party people, here is some new audiovisual entertainment from Rectal Smegma! A beautiful video shot by Joost Nevels for our newly recorded track Genophobia, enjoy kids!

11 march 2014: Mexxxico

Hey Mexxxico, guess who is coming back!? We're coming back over for some tequila terror, sombrero circle pits and luchador love affairs by the end of october, get your livers ready!

21 february 2014: Videoclip

Hell yeah! We working on a new video together with our friend/director Joost Nevels. He did our last video I'm Loving it and we are very happy to work with him again!! 2nd of march we will hit the Dirty bird studio and recording a brand new song!

Youghurt, Gore and Naked Bitches!

19 february 2014: New pictures

New pictures in the media section!

22 january 2014: Obscene Extreme

Yes folks, we are happy to announce our third appearance at the Obscene Extreme Festival!!! Bring your swimming pants, inflatable toys and your best costumes to make this an unforgettable party once again! PIIIIIVOOOOOO!!!!!

9 december 2013: New posters

Check it out! Brand new posters. By every order 1 poster and 8 different design stickers for free!

3 december 2013: Distortion Fest!

Check out the pictures from Distortion Fest!

29 november 2013: Distortion Fest!

We hade a fucking blast Distortion last sunday! Thanks to all the great bands that played and people that came out! Special thanks to our own friends how came along and joined us during this fantastic day of noise and shitloads of beer!

9 november 2013: Distortion Fest!

Some awesome news just reached us, we get to play at Distortion Fest on November 24 in Eindhoven! Killer gig to bring 2013 to an end for us! Thanks to the organisation for this opportunity to wreck the Dynamo stage and drown the crowd in a pool of beer and gore! We're loving it already!

6 october 2013: New pictures

We made it back home alive from the UK!! Had a fucking killer time there with the lads of Prostitute Disfigurement! Super special thanks and eternal gore gratitude to the boys of Basement Torture Killings for all their work, you rock! Also thanks to Party Cannon for their help (sorry you aren't in this picture), hope to see everyone soon again! Proper pissed!

6 october 2013: New pictures

Added lots of new pictures from Deathfeast, Incubate etc. Check it out!

3 october 2013: Lords Of Metal review

Check out the Lords Of Metal review here:

www.lordsofmetal.nl/nl/reviews/view/id/25359

3 october 2013: New video's

Some of our footage of our show at NRW Death Fest!



Our full show at Incubate, one of the best we ever played!

12 september 2013: Review Wings Of Death

New review from Wings Of Death! Check it out here.

10 september 2013: Review Aardschok

ust got back from an awesome night @ Death Feast! Thanks to everybody who came out en partied with us! At home we find a very nice surprise!! This edition of Aardschok metal megazine has the review for the new album Become The Bitch, 9.2! Fucking proud of that! Steven Smegma, thanks a lot!



10 september 2013: New shirts

Not only available is the new cd, also the shirts that come with it! Check out our brand new merchandise! Available by postal thru hri@kpnmail.nl. Get that shit!



22 august 2013: New flyer

Check out this new flyer!

19 august 2013: New CD out now!

Finally the new CD is out! Become The Bitch! Check it out for some nice Back Door Porn Gore in a 5 page digipack cross version! For orders & info mail to hri@kpnmail.nl. Play it fucking loud!

11 june 2013: New MP3's

Check out these new MP3's!

Creme Bukakke (2:06)
Two Girls One Cupcake (2:06)

2 august 2013: New pictures

Check out the new pictures from our show in De Bosruil and Russia!

11 june 2013: New MP3's

Check out these new MP3's!

Creme Bukakke (2:06)
Two Girls One Cupcake (2:06)

6 june 2013: New video

Check out our new video!

21 may 2013: Back from Russia

Moscow was awesome, what an amazing place to visit and play at! We want to thank all the dudes involved in getting us over there, especially Anton and Pasha for taking such good care of us. We hope to be back soon! Next show is July 26 at the Bosuil in Weert with Exhumed!!

7 may 2013: Neurotic Deathfest

We hade a fucking great time at Neurotic Deathfest! Everybody how joined us during the 100 degrees steaming hot Back Door Porn Gore session thanks for the support! Also played some shit from the upcoming album Become The Bitch, hope u liked it cause more of that is coming your way! Still playing it fucking loud! Cheerzzz!

6 may 2013: Herman Brusselmans

I think this is the first time the words Rectal and Smegma are used in one sentence on national Radio. Check it out here.

4 may 2013: Album cover

Check out the cover of the new album Become The Bitch! Artwork by no other than Roel Smit! Stay with us as we wait for the album to come out really soon now!

4 may 2013: Promo

Check out the promo for the new album comming soon!

5 april 2013: Roel Smit!

After a long search we found someone to draw the art for the upcoming Become The Bitch album, and it is none other than Roel Smit! All you Dutchies should know him from his cover art for the Large Popmerchandising catalog. We're stoked to have him working on it! And in other news, tomorrow we'll be shooting a new video for the track I'm Loving It! Expect more youtube pollution by the back door porn gore masters!

19 march 2013: Moscow!

Looks like it's gonna happen after all, Rectal Smegma is going to Russia together with our bros of Jesus Cröst! We've already started our wodka training, May 18 we should all be able to at least hold one bottle before puking!

25 february 2013: The final grinddown!

We are confirmed to lay gory siege on Jena once again on May 10!

5 february 2013: Russia and Death Feast!

As if there really might be a god, we have been given the chance to redeem ourselves in mother Russia. If all goes well this time we'll be playing in Moscow on May 18, together with our stop-and-go nerd power-violence brothers of Jesus Cröst! Time for vodka shots and dancing the horisontal troika!

For those who hadn't noticed yet, we'll be playing at the new in-door version of Death Feast this year with our buddies of F.U.B.A.R.! There is a lot more fun on the bill too, like Spasm, Jig Ai and Prostitute Disfigurement to name a few, gonna be one hell of a gory party!

30 january 2013: New photo

Hey kids! As some of you know we are in the process of writing a new album to be recorded in a few weeks. Most songs have already been finished, expect some fine ass drunken party gore grind from us as usual, your moms will love it! In the meantime, here is a nice picture of the photoshoot we did for the new album. If this doesn't make you horny, then what the hell are you doing here!

3 december 2012: Neurotic Deathfeast

We will play at Neurotic Deathfest! Check for more info www.neuroticdeathfest.com.

Neurotic Deathfest viert 10-jarig bestaan in 013
Neurotic Deathfest keert voor de 6de keer terug naar 013. Gestart als een evenement met 250 bezoekers en slechts 8 acts is het uitgegroeid tot het grootste extreme festival van Europa, met meer dan 45 artiesten. Dit jaar viert Neurotic Deathfest haar 10-jarig bestaan in 013 Tilburg. Op vrijdag 3 mei, zaterdag 4 mei en zondag 5 mei komt de absolute top van de extreme metal naar Tilburg. Het eerste deel van de line-up liegt er al niet om: o.a. Carcass, Repulsion en Immolation zullen optreden. Een 3-dagen early-bird passepartout kost € 75,00 (excl. servicekosten). Deze tickets gaan zaterdag 8 december 2012 om 10:00 uur in de voorverkoop.

Er zal een gelimiteerde oplage van early-bird tickets zijn. Een early bird ticket is een ticket voor alle drie de dagen en kost € 75,00 (excl. servicekosten) in plaats van de gebruikelijke € 90,00 (excl. servicekosten). De verkoop van de early bird tickets start op zaterdag 8 december om 10.00 via deze link.

Neurotic Deathfest 2013
Carcass + Repulsion + Immolation + Vallenfyre + Cryptopsy + Haemmorrhage + Decrepit Birth + Magrudergrind + Cattle Decapitation + Defeated Sanity + Internal Suffering + Antrapomorphia + Rectal Smegma + Enemy Reign + Wormed

Vrijdag 3 mei, zaterdag 4 mei of zondag 5 mei 2013 | aanvang 14:00 | zaal open 13:00 | Early-bird passepartout € 75,00 (excl. servicekosten) | Alle zalen.

Voorverkoop vanaf 8 december 2012

29 november 2012: Recordings new album!

In march we will start recordings for our next album 'I'm Loving It'... followed by a videoclip in april!

3 december 2012: Neurotic Deathfeast

We will play at Neurotic Deathfest! Check for more info www.neuroticdeathfest.com.

Neurotic Deathfest viert 10-jarig bestaan in 013
Neurotic Deathfest keert voor de 6de keer terug naar 013. Gestart als een evenement met 250 bezoekers en slechts 8 acts is het uitgegroeid tot het grootste extreme festival van Europa, met meer dan 45 artiesten. Dit jaar viert Neurotic Deathfest haar 10-jarig bestaan in 013 Tilburg. Op vrijdag 3 mei, zaterdag 4 mei en zondag 5 mei komt de absolute top van de extreme metal naar Tilburg. Het eerste deel van de line-up liegt er al niet om: o.a. Carcass, Repulsion en Immolation zullen optreden. Een 3-dagen early-bird passepartout kost € 75,00 (excl. servicekosten). Deze tickets gaan zaterdag 8 december 2012 om 10:00 uur in de voorverkoop.

Er zal een gelimiteerde oplage van early-bird tickets zijn. Een early bird ticket is een ticket voor alle drie de dagen en kost € 75,00 (excl. servicekosten) in plaats van de gebruikelijke € 90,00 (excl. servicekosten). De verkoop van de early bird tickets start op zaterdag 8 december om 10.00 via deze link.

Neurotic Deathfest 2013
Carcass + Repulsion + Immolation + Vallenfyre + Cryptopsy + Haemmorrhage + Decrepit Birth + Magrudergrind + Cattle Decapitation + Defeated Sanity + Internal Suffering + Antrapomorphia + Rectal Smegma + Enemy Reign + Wormed

Vrijdag 3 mei, zaterdag 4 mei of zondag 5 mei 2013 | aanvang 14:00 | zaal open 13:00 | Early-bird passepartout € 75,00 (excl. servicekosten) | Alle zalen.

Voorverkoop vanaf 8 december 2012

29 november 2012: Recordings new album!

In march we will start recordings for our next album 'I'm Loving It'... followed by a videoclip in april!

20 november 2012: More video's!







9 november 2012: New video's!







18 october 2012: New flyer!

New flyer!

5 october 2012: Pro-shot video's from Party San!

Live at Party San!

5 october 2012: Video's from Mexico!

Check out these awesome videos from Mexico:















27 September 2012: Back from Mexican Brutality

Friends, we somehow managed to survive all the alcohol and partying that Mexico could throw at us. Special thanks to our crew Javier, Vaca, Saúl and Aaron, without your help we would have definitely died. It was a pleasure and an honour to be on the road with you guys, already miss you! Also thanks to everyone that came out to the shows and drank and partied with us, we are humbled to see people like us on the other side of the world. Check out the pictures here!

And no rest for the alcoholics, next Saturday we'll be supporting Collision on their album presentation show! Come out and we'll tell you all about our Mexican adventures!

Grind and drink on!


5 September 2012: New flyers

New flyers!



24 August 2012: New flyer

New Flyer!

16 August 2012: New videos from Party San

Check the videos from Party San here:


16 August 2012: New pictures from Party San

Check the pictures from Party San here!

8 August 2012: New flyer

New flyer online:

3 August 2012: Party San Open Air

That's right, we are playing on Party San!

31 July 2012: Video's!

Check out the new video's!

17 July 2012: New pictures online

Added some new pictures to the media section from the Extreme Fest shows!

9 July 2012: New videoclip

Somehow, someway we managed to survive all three Extreme Fests without too much damage, except our livers but those are fucked up anyway. Thanks to all the crazy mongoloids who came out and saw us be bezerkers on stage or in the crowd. Special thanks to Luc Favié for getting us everywhere safely and the retards of Rompeprop for partying with us, good times with good friends as usual. Anyone with pictures or videos, post them here please! Cheers!

6 June 2012: Bandpictures

Added some new band pictures to the media section!

1 June 2012: New MP3's

We put new MP3's online!

11 May 2012: New Merchandise

New Mike fisher design Bobo shirts/hoodies, check his website here: www.maximumfluoride.net. New Logo shirts and we also reprint our Fuckface shirts! Check it out and order now bitches!





9 May 2012: Bobo The Clown video

At the end of this month we are going to record a video for 'Bobo The Clown'. Check it out!

24 April 2012: New guitarist

Ladies and gentlemen, it is with great pride we announce our new guitarist Jimmy Voogt! Jimmy likes beer, has an awesome broken-mirror-covered guitar and managed to play some songs with us. He got the job, so there's no turning back for him. Say bye bye to you liver and brain cells brother, welcome to the madness that is Rextal Smegma! Zuipe kost geld!

Also check out this cool trailer from Extreme Fest:

17 April 2012: New shirts

We got new shirts!



26 Maart 2012: Looking for a guitar player

As some of you already know, Rectal Smegma has parted ways with guitarist Frans-Jan. We thank him for his time with us and wish him nothing but the best with his future projects. As fof now we are looking for a replacing guitarist, anybody interested can either reply here or send an e-mail to rectalsmegma@hotmail.com. Requirements are basic grind guitar skills, driver's license and a well trained liver. :-)

At this moment Dennis from Romeprop will help us out on guitar.

13 Maart 2012: Next weekend

We are forced to cancel our show next saturday because Frans has left the band. But we got a nice video from last weekend for you:

16 February 2012: Extreme Fest

Rectal Smegma is added to the bill from Extreme Fest, check the shows and www.extremefest.eu for more information!

16 February 2012: Mexico Tour

We are going on tour in Mexico! Keep an eye on this website and the show section for more updates!

15 February 2012: New video

And again a new video online! Check it out:

9 February 2012: Flyer London

We are going to London! Check the flyer here:

8 february 2012: New video

Check out this new awesome video from Obscene Extreme:

25 January 2012: Flyers

Check out these new flyers:



13 January 2012: New video's

Check out these new video's



9 January 2012: New shirts

More new shirts!



24 December 2011: New shirts

We got new shirts!



15 December 2011: Flyer Collipop

Check out the awesome flyer from Collipop!

23 November 2011: New pictures

The pictures from our show at More Gore Discotheque are online!

17 November 2011: Shows cancelled!

The shows for friday and sunday are cancelled, we will still play in Czech next saturday!

27 October 2011: Posters!

We got 2 new flyers for you:



16 September 2011: Trailers!

We got some new trailers for you, from Lille Winter Grindfest and Moregore Discotheque!

5 September 2011: Mountains Of Death


A new video from Mountains Of Death is online... enjoy!!

11 August 2011: Traler Mountains Of Death


Check out the trailer for Mountains of Death! We also added a new biography.

27 July 2011: Obscene Extreme pictures

Added some new pictures from Obscene Extreme! Check them out here.

23 July 2011: Obscene Extreme video's online


A new video from the Obscene Extreme show online! Check out the videos.

27 June 2011: New movie online


A new clip is online from our show in Osnabruck, check out the videos.

20 May 2011: New bass player


We got a new bass player: Baard!

20 May 2011: Update

Added a new bandpicture to the biography, a guestbook (sign it!) and new pictures.

4 May 2011: New website

The new website is online! Check it out.

9 Apr 2011: Herrie Records


The Dutch label Herrie Records will bring out the 3rd full lenght cd of Rectal Smegma 'Because We Care'.

24 Jan 2011: Mountains Of Death

Rectal Smegma will play on the Metalfest in Switserland called Mountains Of Death! For more information check out www.mountainsofdeath.ch.

24 Jan 2011: Obscene Extreme


We are proud to see we will play on Obscene Exteme 2011! Check out www.obsceneextreme.cz.

08 Jan 2011: Tour 2011

Rectal Smegma will go on tour with Splattered Mermaids (Sweden) in may/june 2011. More info coming soon!