29-8-2018 mammothfest up next!

It's been a while since the last update, we've had a busy festival summer! Expect pics soon from Stonehenge and Obscene Extreme a.o..

Meanwhile, our next show will be October 6, when we will conquer the ales, lagers, bitters and stouts at Mammothfest in Brighton! Great line up and the place will be packed!

Mammothfest Flyer

Our new video is out: 'Hymen Hysteria' will be on the upcoming split with Cliteater and Last Days of Humanity on Rotten Roll Rex. We recently recorded five songs in the Kohlekeller Studio, including this one. This work of art was made by Joost Nevels and will rock your socks of! Check it out!

11-4-2018 summer festival update!

Awesomeness from the festival front: Rectal Smegma will play the Metalcafé 'De Baterbar' at the infamous Zwarte Cross festival in Lichtenvoorde, Holland. The festival is already sold out, so make sure to bring your favorite party items and unleash a hymen hysteria with us!


In a month we'll dive into the Kohlekeller Studio to record five new songs for a massive Dutch split CD with our GORE brothers of Cliteater and Last Days of Humanity!!!

Will come out in spring on Rotten Roll Rex!



7-6-2017 Spanking South America Tour 2017

Hola amigos, qué tal? It is with fierce pride that we announce our 'Spanking South America Tour 2017'. Come and see us four latin lovers conquer 4 countries in five days! Kicking of in Brasil for two shows, one with our brothers and sister of NervoChaos . And after that, we will play three shows all over the continent with legends Ratos De Porao. We will crush you like a greasy Mortadella sandwich, come feed us caipirinhas, pisco and singani! Hasta la vista, baby!


Finally hitting the stage in Belgium again by the end of this year, in a line up full of sick bands! Amai!

16-5-2017: Metaldays 2017

Dress to impress and join the festivities with us at the second stage on Thursday at MetalDays 2017!


16-5-2017: GRINDWERK

Cool new gig confirmed! Mayhem will be brought to Venlo at Poppodium Grenswerk! Together w/ Exhumed, Cliteater and Collision we will break shit down and booze shit up!

Venlo hang on to yer helmets, grind is coming your way! \m/

16-5-2017: GRABBENACHT 2017

Final flyer for Grabbenacht 2017!! Saufen und tanzen jawohl!

16-5-2017 : MOTOCULTOR FESTIVAL 2017

Bonjour France, je voudrais un biere s'il vous plait!! We are stuperstoked and proud to be a part of the Motocultor festival 2017, which is our first open air performance in France! Come party with us on Sunday connards!

11 february 2017: UK Beer Binge

And more good news, we'll be travelling across the North Sea this October to invade Britain for the UK Beer Binge. Three days of absolute madness that will end with us headlining the Forced System Festival on Sunday. Be prepared, and bring us your ales, lagers, bitters, porters and stouts and make the UK Beer Binge live up to its name! A big thank you to Carlos for making this happen!

28 january 2017: Rompeprop cover

Recording a cover song (PikzwarteflikkerTak) from our dutch brothers Rompeprop for the tribute cd that will come out this year on Splattered Zombie records!

23 november 2016: Brutal Rampage Tour

So, we barely survived the Brutal Rampage tour! Ten rough but amazing days of morning vodka shots, turd sandwiches, earwax moonshine and other countless moments of drinking and partying! We as a band owe a huge amount of gratitude to Doomstar Bookings for making this tour possible and smooth! Furthermore, we thank and honour our brothers Leski, Tony, Ryan and Kyle of Gorgasm, Edu, Cherry, Thiago and Lauro of NervoChaos and Denny, Phil, Clemens and Conor of Pighead for an amazing time, all the partying, help and senseless fun. And a deep bow for both Gino the merch bitch (love you, brother!) and the best bus driver in the world, the Mighty Detlef! 5-6-4-9 for life!

20 october 2016: Moscow

About 2 days we go back to the beloved Moscow, it's been four years since we've done a show there. We are looking forward to it! party mode on!! Ypa!

18 october 2016: Rotterdam Deathfest

Our last show from our tour with Gorgasm Awesome line-up!

20 september 2016: Unites States Of Alcoholics

We made it into the Unites States of Alcoholics, drinking in New York!! Playing Philadelphia at Kungfu Necktie on Friday and Useless Christ Fest at Saint Vitus on Saturday! Living the American dream!

24 april 2016: Gnork Pre-Order

The "Gnork" CD, shirts and bundle pre-order CD with 3 free stickers and large poster! Send an e-mail to or visit Official release date is 05-05-2016! Order now fuckers!

19 march 2016: Video Gnork

Ladies and gentlemen, we proudly present you the video for the titletrack of our new album GNORK, set to release next month through Rotten Roll Rex. Insanely stoked for the results and can't wait to play this song live for all you drunk fuckers! Enjoy!

10 march 2016: Fekal Party

Check out this killer line up right here! This is gonna be good!

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